I was driving home from church the other night. I may or may not have been fiddling with the radio, I'm really not sure. Ahem. I may or may not have gone slightly over the line, nearly side swiping the car that was next to me and incidentally going in the same direction as me. Just thought I'd qualify that, so you know it wasn't a near head on collision. If it even happened, at all...
Anyway - I realized right away and was like - "Oopsie. Sorry, dude." - As I immediately corrected. I half expected to hear a horn. What I did not expect to hear was an AIR HORN!!! After nearly soiling myself, I look over and see this fool with one of those "horns in a can" hanging out the window! Are you freaking kidding me? Who does that? (PS - I'm sure there's a more accurate name for that thing, but I like "horn in a can", so I'm going with it.)
I quickly went from shock, to a fit of hilarious gut wrenching laughter. I immediately called Emily, who I had just left at the rendezvous point, to share - since it was 10:30 PM and who else would be up, able and willing to giggle with me?
By the time I got off the phone with her, I decided that if I was going to chase the guy down, it would be to thank him for the laugh. It was one of the really good kind, where you can hardly talk through it and your stomach muscles kind of hurt after you're done. Those don't come along too often for me these days.
So, if you're reading this, Mister Funny Guy Who Evidently Rides Shot Gun With Your Trigger Finger Ready At All Times On The Horn in a Can, thanks for the laugh. I'll let it slide that you almost ruined a perfectly good pair of unmentionables.
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Oh that is truly hilarious. People are so weird.
ReplyDeleteOnce this guy's trunk popped open in front of me and a flat screen tv folded out, and his name started rolling across the screen. Then, the tv folded up and his trunk closed by itself.
I'm serious.